PC Repair Simulator
Live incident:
"It Just Started Doing This"
New broken PC
System Status
Status unknown. Vibes: concerning.
Stability
12% (barely hanging on)
Chaotic Energy
87%
Smoke Level
Non-zero
User Explanation
"I didn’t touch anything."
Professional tools: intuition & panic.
Intervention Console
Actively making it worse
Choose any action. The PC will respond in mysterious and upsetting ways.
Turn It Off And On Again
Classic move. May fix it, may anger it.
Blow Into The Vents
Console cartridge logic applied to modern hardware.
Blindly Update Drivers
What could possibly go wrong.
Reseat Random Component
Pick something and wiggle it with confidence.
Mash Every Key At Once
If it works for games, it works for BIOS, right?
Pray To The Tech Gods
Sometimes the only valid option.
Results are not guaranteed. Or good. Or measurable.