You’re totally seeing this page for the first time. Or was it the second? No, no, it’s definitely the first.
Our memory of you: uncertain
Your memory of us: also uncertain
Nice to meet you again for the first time.
This is a perfectly normal page that has not changed at all between visits. If you think something moved, or a word feels different, that’s just your brain doing its little tricks. It does that.
You’ve absolutely only been here once. Maybe twice. Definitely not more than that.
suspiciously normal